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Valentino (High Finance Woman's hubby) has a problem at his workplace. All his co-employees are taken to the local police station for questioning
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Personal Injury Solicitor is going on his bivouac this Feb1-3 and he bids his brother and sister goodbye for now.. with reminder to celebrate when he gets back
31 Jan 09
Saturday, January 31, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Saturday, January 24, 2009
A January 25 Flare Up
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and this delinquent tenant reminds them of their mother...... oh firetrucks!
25 Jan 09
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High Finance Woman hands her a glass of water to calm her down... she is so white and pale from her anger. she is just so angry at her delinquent tenant
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jan.25 tinaw flares up at a baranggay confrontation. typical of her to call on her supporters who would be... High Finance Woman and hubby.
25 Jan 09
and this delinquent tenant reminds them of their mother...... oh firetrucks!
25 Jan 09
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dfamilydynamics D'bourne Chronicles
High Finance Woman hands her a glass of water to calm her down... she is so white and pale from her anger. she is just so angry at her delinquent tenant
25 Jan 09 Favorite Retweet Reply
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jan.25 tinaw flares up at a baranggay confrontation. typical of her to call on her supporters who would be... High Finance Woman and hubby.
25 Jan 09
Saturday, January 17, 2009
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Friday, January 16, 2009
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Exciting things have happenned. Just out of the blue, we've found a long-lost relative we are eager to meet!
I'm referring to Jessica Grace, my brother-in-law's daughter of 14 years, whom he's never met.
Yes, that's her with her mother. Sad to say, those are just the pictures we have of Jessica for now but her mother hopefully will give us more.
In my hubby's family, we sometimes wished we've known this little girl. We did not have a name or a picture. As for myself, I so wanted to get a glimpse of her but I'm usually always the last. I've heard through the years that passed that her mother was in town (she's now residing in Singapore). I heard too that the little girl is studying in a private school here. But no one among my in-laws attempted to find her after one or two years of trying. Jessica's mother has vowed never to show the child to her father or family. It was kind of a vow required by her aunts and uncles.
Years passed, here she is and is now 14. Intelligent,outgoing and so pretty!
It was just this past year that she inquired of her father. This time her mother can no longer evade her questions. So finally she told her, and goodness, Jessica confessed that she somehow knew because of the people in the community. After all, we live in a closely-knit community that people easily know each other if not by face, then by name. She has heard from teachers at our high school who comment that she reminds them of J*** and S*****. Surprising too, her godmother who used to be our neighbor gave her bits of news. We never suspected!
It's very timely that she showed up, as I was updating the list of our family tree and muttered to myself, if only I knew Malou's last name or at least give a name to this little girl! Then voila! a week later, we saw them at the town market. This time, too, her mother approached us and willingly introduced Jessica to us. Before we parted, I (always the filekeeper) -asked of their contact number.
Now here's how their part of the family tree looks: see the big picture here
I sometimes wish we can easily reach John, but he is really missing. Relocated to someplace where we cannot reach him nor his family. He used to reside in Ilocos but now we have no idea where they are. As my brother- and sister-in-laws would say, it's better not to get in touch with him yet and easier for everyone's nerves. Because when we do - exciting or rattling things just happen. Let me describe John in 2 songs: he's Jim in Bon Jovi's "Someday I'll Be Saturday Night" and he's the guy described in Eagle's "Take It Easy".
Still I have not said a word about this yet in my blog, but yes, on my hubby's side of the family, life is simply life!
Still we miss him at times. When he was younger he lived with us at our Dagupan residence. This was in 1992. He was close to our eldest. He took care of our eldest most of the time then. J***'s a laidback person, cracks hilarious jokes, gives "words of wisdom" to his nephews. He's also a jack-of-all-trades type so when we need to get a job done, he's sure to assist. As he got older, he became this hard-working and responsible father towards his children - I refer to his daughters from two relationships Gabrielle in 2000 and the other two at present.
That is what we tell Jessica, the good qualities of her father. We share all the nice memories we have of John. We also show her all of the pictures - mostly Christmas pictures we still have of John from 1992-94, about the time her mother and father were still together. (And we were surprised to find a picture of her mother in the background!)
I'm referring to Jessica Grace, my brother-in-law's daughter of 14 years, whom he's never met.
Yes, that's her with her mother. Sad to say, those are just the pictures we have of Jessica for now but her mother hopefully will give us more.
In my hubby's family, we sometimes wished we've known this little girl. We did not have a name or a picture. As for myself, I so wanted to get a glimpse of her but I'm usually always the last. I've heard through the years that passed that her mother was in town (she's now residing in Singapore). I heard too that the little girl is studying in a private school here. But no one among my in-laws attempted to find her after one or two years of trying. Jessica's mother has vowed never to show the child to her father or family. It was kind of a vow required by her aunts and uncles.
Years passed, here she is and is now 14. Intelligent,outgoing and so pretty!
It was just this past year that she inquired of her father. This time her mother can no longer evade her questions. So finally she told her, and goodness, Jessica confessed that she somehow knew because of the people in the community. After all, we live in a closely-knit community that people easily know each other if not by face, then by name. She has heard from teachers at our high school who comment that she reminds them of J*** and S*****. Surprising too, her godmother who used to be our neighbor gave her bits of news. We never suspected!
It's very timely that she showed up, as I was updating the list of our family tree and muttered to myself, if only I knew Malou's last name or at least give a name to this little girl! Then voila! a week later, we saw them at the town market. This time, too, her mother approached us and willingly introduced Jessica to us. Before we parted, I (always the filekeeper) -asked of their contact number.
Now here's how their part of the family tree looks: see the big picture here
I sometimes wish we can easily reach John, but he is really missing. Relocated to someplace where we cannot reach him nor his family. He used to reside in Ilocos but now we have no idea where they are. As my brother- and sister-in-laws would say, it's better not to get in touch with him yet and easier for everyone's nerves. Because when we do - exciting or rattling things just happen. Let me describe John in 2 songs: he's Jim in Bon Jovi's "Someday I'll Be Saturday Night" and he's the guy described in Eagle's "Take It Easy".
Still I have not said a word about this yet in my blog, but yes, on my hubby's side of the family, life is simply life!
Still we miss him at times. When he was younger he lived with us at our Dagupan residence. This was in 1992. He was close to our eldest. He took care of our eldest most of the time then. J***'s a laidback person, cracks hilarious jokes, gives "words of wisdom" to his nephews. He's also a jack-of-all-trades type so when we need to get a job done, he's sure to assist. As he got older, he became this hard-working and responsible father towards his children - I refer to his daughters from two relationships Gabrielle in 2000 and the other two at present.
That is what we tell Jessica, the good qualities of her father. We share all the nice memories we have of John. We also show her all of the pictures - mostly Christmas pictures we still have of John from 1992-94, about the time her mother and father were still together. (And we were surprised to find a picture of her mother in the background!)
Old Photos of Tokak For His Daughter Jess
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Nanay Lemon Law
Nanay Lemon Law - because she falls short of everyone's expectations. A loving person, very neat, pretty, sensible, frugal, great housekeeper, reliable nanny to employers...
Nanay Lemon Law- because lemons are sour and in the Pinoy lingo, she is what we call "may asim pa" and lemons have that all-around purpose just as she is.
Nanay Lemon Law- because the writer butterfly is actually an in-law. Nanay + Lemon +Law.
Nanay Lemon Law - repeatedly fails to meet everyone's expectations and frequently fails to deliver a promise. She has no form of guarantee, sad to say. Her warranty expires in 2 weeks, that's how long she can be good before she moves on to another personality or before she gets cornered, which ever comes first.
She is Joker in Batman. She is a definition of evil. She scams and swindles anyone - her close relatives' friends up to the 3rd degree and new acquaintances and anything just to have fun and doesn’t care if she gets killed herself because it will cause anarchy and chaos and that’s her goal in life. She wants money or power, he just wants to see everyone around him in pain and agony. He can do anything he wants because he has the will to, because he’s not afraid of pain, death or punishment. It’s my believe that fear itself isn’t afraid of anything.
First of all, one quote says it all, “I believe…whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you…stranger.”
Nanay Lemon Law, born March 15, 1943, from Mountain Province, T*****. Parents are S***** and Pacita D**** now residents of California USA. She was married to Tatay Ruby of same town but we were separated in 1978-79. Had six children from that marriage. Her first husband is supposedly now residing in Canada or Indonesia. In 1981 or 82, worked as a nanny and I kidnapped a baby ( I dont know the names of my employer/ parents of the baby)
A certain Atty. A*** of Baguio City near Camp dangwa knows of this and know her employers well. But the truth about the events in 1981-82, she took the baby boy to Brgy. Umanday, Bugallon, Pangasinan to Ernesto Dela Cruz, here lover, where she resided. She presented the baby boy as their our child but the man did not believe and rejected them both. Perhaps for lack of any my option she still left the baby boy there. The baby boy is named Erickson dela Cruz now. He grew up with the family in Umanday Bugallon. He was a consistent honor student at the elementary school where he attended. Adding more to my crime is that Nanay Lemon Law took her youngest daughter Caregiver Lady from previous marriage and left her there too with the baby boy. The girl was reportedly missing and was only found after a few years.Erickson is possibly now a grown up married man. Hopefully he can still be located.
The names she used over the years were:
HELEN ASTUDILLO in 1992-93. During this time I worked at Benson Apartelle, San Juan, Metro Manila
HELEN D****** in 1993-94. She worked abroad in Lebanon this time and also married a Lebanese national. In 1995, she went back home to the Philippines with her Lebanese husband. my name was changed to Helen Juliet D***** and my married name from the Lebanese. Between 1996-1998, she worked in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia as Juliet D*****. She lived with a Filipino worker named Froilan Alega. He worked under a company called PREMCO Bin Ladin. They were married to authorities there.
Last we've heard of her was in 2006, when she was an ukay-ukay clothing seller (she got those from a mere acquainatance she found at the Victory Bus Station in Cubao.
And this person's niece and acquaintance she has swindled too by promising them employment abroad.
Last we've seen of her, she had this NBI claim stub in her bag (yes, we rummage through her belongings) Details: O.R. 19108200; March 15-06; 115.00; Quezon City; R 03020620773. This will maybe give us all a clue on what name she is holding now
Last we've heard of her was in 2006, when she was an ukay-ukay clothing seller (she got those from a mere acquainatance she found at the Victory Bus Station in Cubao.
And this person's niece and acquaintance she has swindled too by promising them employment abroad.
Last we've seen of her, she had this NBI claim stub in her bag (yes, we rummage through her belongings) Details: O.R. 19108200; March 15-06; 115.00; Quezon City; R 03020620773. This will maybe give us all a clue on what name she is holding now
Auntie Insurance
Auntie Insurance
*because the D'Uzbourne siblings and Apolonia stepmother believe she married Tatay Ruby in 1989 as insurance.
*because despite the mortgage that were not settled, and despite Tatay Ruby being invisible from the later part of 1993 up to 1997 in family photos because he was allegedly with Apolonia stepmother, she insisted to petition him to Vancouver. She indeed needed that to claim her "landed" card.
*because the D'Uzbourne siblings and Apolonia stepmother believe she married Tatay Ruby in 1989 as insurance.
*because despite the mortgage that were not settled, and despite Tatay Ruby being invisible from the later part of 1993 up to 1997 in family photos because he was allegedly with Apolonia stepmother, she insisted to petition him to Vancouver. She indeed needed that to claim her "landed" card.
Monday, January 12, 2009
After the Christmas money is all used up
When their Christmas money and best buy gift cards came, each of them positioned to their most hated roles of victim-perpetrator-trigger man. Scary.
Bodoy used it for his family's survival since he had no extra income as he is still in caregiver school. Oh, well, he used the the best buy gift card to buy a pair of shoes naman for his second son, since he really needed it.
As for Pitt, we don't know what she did with it really. But it was heard she would use best buy gift card for complete clothes and gadgets for Son.
For Tokak, he is still nowhere to be found. Budoy and Tinaw tried to locate him. *Called all his possible mobile numbers on their phonebook. *Called his brother-in-law's workplace, but all efforts were fruitless. Meanwhile, the issue is still open whether they would give his share of the best buy gift cards to his long-forgotten daughters - Jess and Gaby. Bodoy and Pitt are okay by that, but of course Caregiver Ladyhas the final say on the matter. It is in fact her money that purchased the Christmas gift cards.
Days went by and still no clue where he is. So taking the bull by the horns, they called up their Tatay Ruby to confirm Tokak's new mobile number. Alas, still no clue. But Tatay Ruby was quite angry in telling the news that Tokak visited his wife Auntie Insurance's residence in the province and is asking for help. He brought his 2 young daughters along to seek for a house to rent. He called up his father for help but the later told him to sort out his life and if he did wrong he must take the consequences of his actions. "Surrender yourself and go to jail to serve your sentence!" Since the poor old man's COPD was evident as Bodoy spoke to him over the phone, they just discussed other things. Ah, yes, they also talked about Tokak's victorious scheme of playing "OFW recruiter" to his cousin Gem. He took 3000 pesos as "initial payment" then run away with the money- possibly with bottles of gin.
So much for this, hang on readers... the story of this not-so-fictitious family is getting to be exciting!
Bodoy used it for his family's survival since he had no extra income as he is still in caregiver school. Oh, well, he used the the best buy gift card to buy a pair of shoes naman for his second son, since he really needed it.
As for Pitt, we don't know what she did with it really. But it was heard she would use best buy gift card for complete clothes and gadgets for Son.
For Tokak, he is still nowhere to be found. Budoy and Tinaw tried to locate him. *Called all his possible mobile numbers on their phonebook. *Called his brother-in-law's workplace, but all efforts were fruitless. Meanwhile, the issue is still open whether they would give his share of the best buy gift cards to his long-forgotten daughters - Jess and Gaby. Bodoy and Pitt are okay by that, but of course Caregiver Ladyhas the final say on the matter. It is in fact her money that purchased the Christmas gift cards.
Days went by and still no clue where he is. So taking the bull by the horns, they called up their Tatay Ruby to confirm Tokak's new mobile number. Alas, still no clue. But Tatay Ruby was quite angry in telling the news that Tokak visited his wife Auntie Insurance's residence in the province and is asking for help. He brought his 2 young daughters along to seek for a house to rent. He called up his father for help but the later told him to sort out his life and if he did wrong he must take the consequences of his actions. "Surrender yourself and go to jail to serve your sentence!" Since the poor old man's COPD was evident as Bodoy spoke to him over the phone, they just discussed other things. Ah, yes, they also talked about Tokak's victorious scheme of playing "OFW recruiter" to his cousin Gem. He took 3000 pesos as "initial payment" then run away with the money- possibly with bottles of gin.
So much for this, hang on readers... the story of this not-so-fictitious family is getting to be exciting!
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Bodoy's Student Debt Consolidation
How about the day Penguin (Caregiver Lady's tubby hubby) declared that Bodoy is just wasting money/ tuition that Caregiver Lady sends? Duh, are you okay? Caregiver Lady stopped sending tuition and allowance since the buy-tricycle-issue was botched in July - September. Bodoy opted to apply for student loan yet ended up applying for students debt consolidation loans at their municipality.
When was the last time? They can hardly remember when, but they know very well what happened. They felt the hardship very much that they still grumble about. You can't expect anyone to get over it, can you? It's because they were the ones taking the toll and the kids. Because of Caregiver Lady and Toklang's GRAND PLAN that is not well thought out. Toklang still claims up to this day she was never part of the plan, name just mentioned.
Ah, the last time Bodoy heard from her - before Penguin called Bodoy's school's administrator - was ages ago. No communication after Caregiver Lady cried on the phone about paranoic Penguin knowing about the tricycle that they were supposed to purchase.
When was the last time? They can hardly remember when, but they know very well what happened. They felt the hardship very much that they still grumble about. You can't expect anyone to get over it, can you? It's because they were the ones taking the toll and the kids. Because of Caregiver Lady and Toklang's GRAND PLAN that is not well thought out. Toklang still claims up to this day she was never part of the plan, name just mentioned.
Ah, the last time Bodoy heard from her - before Penguin called Bodoy's school's administrator - was ages ago. No communication after Caregiver Lady cried on the phone about paranoic Penguin knowing about the tricycle that they were supposed to purchase.
Best Buy Gift Card From Sisters Again
This is just another reminder for the umpteenth time what kind of loonies Toklang and Caregiver Lady are. They say one thing and within 24 hours they change their minds and decide to do another.
And the worst of this is Caregiver Lady says whenever she calls, "This is a secret, do not tell anyone"... but later she'd be asking the others if YOU've been TELLING something about her... oh, arrgh, what is happening then? Are they playing cat and mouse with us here in the PI? What sloppy clowns they are! No wonder they are always in such a mess.
And your storyteller the butterfly, gets caught up in their occasional drama. Actually so sick of it now. What he hates most is they make them (lowly servants) wait on them at their beck and call. Are they not humanoids too? He means not including him (he's not part of the family) but them - Bodoy, Personal Injury Solicitor and Pitt. The irony of it all, these 3 people have handled hundreds of thousands of pesos before and they are dead to money - meaning, they know what money is for and how it can help someone in a needy situation. But these.... these measly Canadian dollars converted to pesos that they throw to their brothers and sisters, are plain and simple just a thimble. oh, that rhymes!
Okay, since this butterfly is just seething about it all. He'll just post a few or a lot of pictures for Toklang and Caregiver Lady....
For Toklang who is a certified scrooge...
Myspace Funny Picture Graphics
For Caregiver... this is what you're doing... cat and .. er, bird game. So watch out.
Myspace Funny Picture Graphics
So here's what's happening to your token of appreciation..... but noblesse oblige.... we thank you!
Graphics for Funny Picture Comments
And the worst of this is Caregiver Lady says whenever she calls, "This is a secret, do not tell anyone"... but later she'd be asking the others if YOU've been TELLING something about her... oh, arrgh, what is happening then? Are they playing cat and mouse with us here in the PI? What sloppy clowns they are! No wonder they are always in such a mess.
And your storyteller the butterfly, gets caught up in their occasional drama. Actually so sick of it now. What he hates most is they make them (lowly servants) wait on them at their beck and call. Are they not humanoids too? He means not including him (he's not part of the family) but them - Bodoy, Personal Injury Solicitor and Pitt. The irony of it all, these 3 people have handled hundreds of thousands of pesos before and they are dead to money - meaning, they know what money is for and how it can help someone in a needy situation. But these.... these measly Canadian dollars converted to pesos that they throw to their brothers and sisters, are plain and simple just a thimble. oh, that rhymes!
Okay, since this butterfly is just seething about it all. He'll just post a few or a lot of pictures for Toklang and Caregiver Lady....
For Toklang who is a certified scrooge...
Myspace Funny Picture Graphics
For Caregiver... this is what you're doing... cat and .. er, bird game. So watch out.
Myspace Funny Picture Graphics
So here's what's happening to your token of appreciation..... but noblesse oblige.... we thank you!
Graphics for Funny Picture Comments
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