Nanay Lemon Law

Nanay Lemon Law - because she falls short of everyone's expectations. A loving person, very neat, pretty, sensible, frugal, great housekeeper, reliable nanny to employers...

Nanay Lemon Law- because lemons are sour and in the Pinoy lingo, she is what we call "may asim pa" and lemons have that all-around purpose just as she is.

Nanay Lemon Law- because the writer butterfly is actually an in-law. Nanay + Lemon +Law.

Nanay Lemon Law - repeatedly fails to meet everyone's expectations and frequently fails to deliver a promise. She has no form of guarantee, sad to say. Her warranty expires in 2 weeks, that's how long she can be good before she moves on to another personality or before she gets cornered, which ever comes first.

Yes, she has a transient split personality. The psychopathic, schizophrenic, kleptomaniac mother. She's supposedly the first character that must be described; but this butterfly saves for the last.

She is Joker in Batman. She is a definition of evil. She scams and swindles anyone - her close relatives' friends up to the 3rd degree and new acquaintances and anything just to have fun and doesn’t care if she gets killed herself because it will cause anarchy and chaos and that’s her goal in life. She wants money or power, he just wants to see everyone around him in pain and agony. He can do anything he wants because he has the will to, because he’s not afraid of pain, death or punishment. It’s my believe that fear itself isn’t afraid of anything.

First of all, one quote says it all, “I believe…whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you…stranger.”

Nanay Lemon Law, born March 15, 1943, from Mountain Province, T*****. Parents are S***** and Pacita D**** now residents of California USA. She was married to Tatay Ruby of same town but we were separated in 1978-79. Had six children from that marriage. Her first husband is supposedly now residing in Canada or Indonesia. In 1981 or 82, worked as a nanny and I kidnapped a baby ( I dont know the names of my employer/ parents of the baby)

A certain Atty. A*** of Baguio City near Camp dangwa knows of this and know her employers well. But the truth about the events in 1981-82, she took the baby boy to Brgy. Umanday, Bugallon, Pangasinan to Ernesto Dela Cruz, here lover, where she resided. She presented the baby boy as their our child but the man did not believe and rejected them both. Perhaps for lack of any my option she still left the baby boy there. The baby boy is named Erickson dela Cruz now. He grew up with the family in Umanday Bugallon. He was a consistent honor student at the elementary school where he attended. Adding more to my crime is that Nanay Lemon Law took her youngest daughter Caregiver Lady from previous marriage and left her there too with the baby boy. The girl was reportedly missing and was only found after a few years.Erickson is possibly now a grown up married man. Hopefully he can still be located.

The names she used over the years were:

HELEN ASTUDILLO in 1992-93. During this time I worked at Benson Apartelle, San Juan, Metro Manila

HELEN D****** in 1993-94. She worked abroad in Lebanon this time and also married a Lebanese national. In 1995, she went back home to the Philippines with her Lebanese husband. my name was changed to Helen Juliet D***** and my married name from the Lebanese. Between 1996-1998, she worked in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia as Juliet D*****. She lived with a Filipino worker named Froilan Alega. He worked under a company called PREMCO Bin Ladin. They were married to authorities there.

Last we've heard of her was in 2006, when she was an ukay-ukay clothing seller (she got those from a mere acquainatance she found at the Victory Bus Station in Cubao.
And this person's niece and acquaintance she has swindled too by promising them employment abroad.

Last we've seen of her, she had this NBI claim stub in her bag (yes, we rummage through her belongings) Details: O.R. 19108200; March 15-06; 115.00; Quezon City; R 03020620773. This will maybe give us all a clue on what name she is holding now