Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Caregiver Lady's YM Shout-out On Tatay Ruby's Wake

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Some Tips For Air Travel For Auntie Insurance's Flight

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Finally, after tense days of waiting and after all the hullabaloo of Toklang's own doing, Auntie Insurance has embarked on her flight from Vancouver to Manila.

The local funeral director will be escorted by PNP personnel to NAIA terminal and back to the province. Uncle Hugo Boss will be with them to assist and to advise instructions. Meanwhile, Bodoy and Auntie Insurance's brothers and nephews at Camp Crame will also be escorted by security personnel to thwart any attempts from Toklang and Personal Injury Solicitor's camp.

Some Tips For Easy Air Travel

To avoid snags or problems with the airport or the airlines, Auntie has tried and tested these travel tips being a frequent flyer for years. Enduring the line at the security check point in some airports is enough to put some passengers in a bad mood. However, despite all of the inconveniences that come with flying, it is a necessity. There are several things that can be done to make flying easier and more hassle free, and all that is involved is a little bit of common sense and travel planning.

1. Get to the Airport Early
Auntie made sure to arrive early at the airport today, as airlines tell passengers to arrive at least two hours prior to a flight's departure time. However, there are many people who refuse to heed this request, and arrive at the airport just several minutes before a flight is scheduled to leave. If there is a line at the check-in counter or at security, this can create a very stressful situation. Not only may the flight be missed, but a new flight must be booked, and the passengers will probably have to travel stand-by on a later flight with no guarantee of a seat until the very last minute.

2. Take a Morning Flight.
If such is available. However, flights via Vancouver to Manila regularly leave at 11:40PM. Should there be a choice, morning flights are best. Leaving on an early flight does not necessarily mean a 4 a.m. flight must be chosen. However, flights that leave first thing in the morning are less likely to be running late, and they are less likely to be affected by weather problems across the country and/or other planes that may be delayed at other airports. Also, if for some reason the first flight of the day is canceled or delayed, there will probably be several other flights throughout the day that, if necessary, can be taken instead.

3. Try Not to Fly During "Rush Hour"
Airports, like highways, have rush hours. Typically, rush hour in the morning is from 8:30 a.m. to 10 a.m., and in the afternoon from 4:30 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. These are the hours when airports are the most crowded with people waiting for flights. Crowds mean longer lines at the security check points, more people in the restrooms, more people waiting in restaurant lines, and more people taking up seats in the waiting areas. Flying at a NON-rush hour time of day can alleviate the need to stand in lines and sit with crowds.

4. Try to Take Non-Stop Flights
Of course, when a non-stop flight is taken, there is less risk of being delayed. Taking off and landing both take quite a bit of time, so avoiding having to do this twice is recommended. There will always be destinations when a non-stop flight is not available, but there are plenty of cities where non-stop flights are just as common as those that stop. It may even be worth a few extra dollars to book a non-stop flight to avoid an unneeded hassle and the possibility of being delayed.

5. Book Connections with Enough Time
If a non-stop flight is not available to a desired destination, make sure to schedule enough time in between flights. When airlines book flights, they often have a layover requirement of 30 or 45 minutes between connections. However, this is often not enough time if the original flight arrives late. In order to avoid this stress, try to schedule connecting flights with at least an hour to spare between the arrival time of the first flight and the departure time of the connecting flight.

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Sunday, August 21, 2011

Toklang Posts A Facebook Shout-out

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Toklang posts acceptance of condolences on their clan's Facebook page. Reiterating that she will not attend the burial and neither will her siblings, except Bodoy who - as she quoted "joined the dark evil forces"

To what end is all this done for, we pray that it quiets down. All we do for the moment is laugh at some random stuff to keep us positive. As the Vancouver police officer asked Auntie Insurance yesterday during the investigation, "Why does your stepdaughter need a death certificate? For what purpose does she need one?" Then with a twinkle in his eyes.. "Does your late husband have .....plenty of assets and investments?" To which Auntie Insurance laughed because of the irony of it all.


Psalm 5:11
But let all who take refuge in you be glad; let them ever sing for joy. Spread your protection over them, that those who love your name may rejoice in you.


Monday, August 15, 2011

Happy 42nd Birthday, Mother Jones! The Year You Were Born



In 1969, A Stamp Cost 6 Cents



Richard Nixon becomes president of the US



Mary Jo Kopechne is killed when Senator Edward Kennedy veers off a narrow bridge on Chappaquiddick Island, crashing into a pond



US astronaut Neil Armstrong becomes the first person to set foot on the moon while commanding the Apollo 11 mission



Breathtaking pictures of Mars are transmitted to earth from NASA's Mariner 7 as it passes within 2,200 miles of the Red Planet



Woodstock music festival begins in upstate NY, featuring performances by Grateful Dead, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jefferson Airplane, and many more artists



250,000 Vietnam War protestors gather in Washington for the largest anti-war rally in US history



The first draft lottery since WWII is held in New York City



The Beatles' performance in public for the last time, on the roof of Apple Records



The Stonewall riots mark the start of the modern gay rights movement in the US



Marilyn Manson, Jennifer Aniston, Renee Zellweger, Edward Norton, Christian Slater, and Linus Torvalds are born



New York Mets win the World Series



New York Jets win Superbowl III



Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup



Sesame Street premieres



Midnight Cowboy wins the Oscar for best picture



David Bowie's debut single, "Space Oddity", becomes a huge hit - in part due to the US landing on the moon



Sharon Tate & the LaBiancas are found murdered by Charles Manson & "family"


Tatay Robi's Funeral Viewing and Visitation Today

Today was also the schedule for Tatay Ruby's 3-hour visitation at a local service.

Up to this very time, according to Auntie Insurance, not one of his daughters approached to pay respects.
Only hush-hush news has been heard that they've visited, but they are all rumors and hearsay.
If only both are thorough enough to find their father, they would easily do so by just searching the latest obituary news in town.

As Auntie Insurance would exclaim, the venue is not that far from Caregiver Lady's.. approximately 2 blocks away from her friends. So let's make a guess how far away they are ...

Caregiver Lady's place below:
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Caregiver Lady place street view:

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Auntie Insurance's place below:
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And finally, Toklang's:

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Town is just small and venues are easy to find, if really wanted. Do the math and compute how long it would take them to find their father. There are possibly 3 leading funeral service providers in the area within their mile radius. To search further would also be easy thanks to telecommunication and the internet.

What Your Birthday August 15 1969 Means



Happy Birthday!
 You came to this page to find the meaning of why you were born.
The very truth is God loves you over and over 1000000000x.
 
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Your date of conception was on or about 22 November 1968 which was a Friday.
You were born on a Friday
under the astrological sign Leo.
Your Life path number is 3.

Your fortune cookie reads:
Plan for many pleasures ahead.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 2, 5 & 11.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 4, 7, 8 & 22.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2440448.5.
The golden number for 1969 is 13.
The epact number for 1969 is 11.
The year 1969 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/17/1969 and ending 2/5/1970.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Rooster.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Salmon; your plant is Raspberry.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Paopy, the second month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).

Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 2 Elul 5729.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 3 Elul 5729.
The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.17.16.0.4 which is
12 baktun 17 katun 16 tun 0 uinal 4 kin
The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Friday, 1 Jumadiyu'th-Thani 1389 (1389-6-1).
The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 6 April 1969.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 13 April 1969.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 19 February 1969.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 25 May 1969.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 1 June 1969.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Saturday, 13 September 1969.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Thursday, 3 April 1969.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 18 February 1969.

As of 8/15/2011 8:17:14 PM EDT
You are 42 years old.
You are 504 months old.
You are 2,192 weeks old.
You are 15,340 days old.
You are 368,180 hours old.
You are 22,090,817 minutes old.
You are 1,325,449,034 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:
Ben Affleck (1972)Jimmy Webb (1946)Linda Ellerbee (1944)
Mike Connors (1925)Rose Marie (1925)Phyllis Schlafly (1924)
Huntz Hall (1919)Julia Child (1912)Ethel Barrymore (1879)
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769)

Top songs of 1969
Aquarius/Let the Sun Shine In by Fifth DimensionIn the Year 2525 by Zager & Evans
Get Back by Beatles (with Billy Preston)Sugar, Sugar by Archies
Honky Tonk Women by Rolling StonesEveryday People by Sly & the Family Stone
Dizzy by Tommy RoeWedding Bell Blues by Fifth Dimension
I Can't Get Next to You by TemptationsCrimson & Clover by Tommy James & the Shondells

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 6.00391389432485 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

Your lucky day is Sunday.
Your lucky number is 1 & 4.
Your ruling planet(s) is Sun.
Your lucky dates are 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th.
Your opposition sign is Aquarius.
Your opposition number(s) is 8.
Today is not one of your lucky days!
There are 366 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 43 candles.

Those 43 candles produce 43 BTUs,
or 10,836 calories of heat (that's only 10.8360 food Calories!) .
You can boil 4.91 US ounces of water with that many candles.
In 1969 there were approximately 3.7 million births in the US.
In 1969 the US population was approximately 179,323,175 people, 50.6 persons per square mile.
In 1969 in the US there were approximately 1,800,000 marriages (9.3%) and 479,000 divorces (2.5%)
In 1969 in the US there were approximately 1,712,000 deaths (9.5 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1969 the population of Australia was approximately 12,407,217.
In 1969 there were approximately 250,175 births in Australia.
In 1969 in Australia there were approximately 112,470 marriages and 10,930 divorces.
In 1969 in Australia there were approximately 106,496 deaths.

Your birth flower is GLADIOLA

Your birthstone is Peridot

The Mystical properties of Peridot
Peridot is used to help dreams become a reality.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)
Sardonyx, Diamond, Jade

Your birth tree is
Cedar, the Confidence
Of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, wants to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy, optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

There are 132 days till Christmas 2011!
There are 145 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waxing crescent.

Happy 42nd Birthday, Mother Jones!

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Toklang Through The Years...
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As a part-time nanny to her cousin in Quezon City (see lady in red strappy tee)

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Above: Her family's media exposure in a local website
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Sunday, August 14, 2011

Mother Jones Sponsors Her Brother-In-Law's Trip to Canada

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The statement above sure explains the busy schedule of Mother Jones and Casino Boy. They must have been busy to visit Tatay Ruby either in the morgue or at the funeral home, because they have been busy attending to online searches for Vancouver cheap hotels and Vancouver hotels downtown for their arriving kin. We think Hotel Vancouver would have been a good idea to go to for a change so one can feel the ambience right away.

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Adding to the task of looking for Vancouver cheap hotels also needs a search for Canada Airline cheap first class ticket or cheap flights to Canada. Glad that all went well for them after all.

However, some folks may be furious over this matter of Casino Boy's family to set foot on Canadian soil ahead of High Finance Woman, Tokak, Personal Injury Solicitor and Bodoy. Do they know? Only this grasshopper knows.

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Friday, August 12, 2011

Warrant's Jani Lane Found Dead - Personal Injury Solicitor's Favorite Music

According to Yahoo! News, Warrant's Jani Lane was found dead in his apartment.
D'Uzbourne fams favorite thanks to Tinaw who introduced his music to them from watching too much MTV during the early 90's in California.

Favorite songs by Warrant were "Cherrypie" and "I Saw Red"

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Seek A Personal Injury Lawyer For Most Hated Person

Yes, that is right.. the man of the hour - Personal Injury Solicitor is the Most Hated Person.

Just today, due to the death threats recorded on Mother Jones's call of July 31st, Auntie Insurance decides to post a report at the local police station in the Philippines against Personal Injury Solicitor the police officer. Likewise, Auntie Insurance seeks advice from her personal injury lawyer who works for Injury Lawyers 4 You.

On second thought, though, the evidence is just second-hand and may have no weight on the matter for the time being. So Auntie Insurance first has to make a move and file the necessary charges in Vancouver against Mother Jones for oral defamation and malicious mischief. Where to go for help? She may try to contact CBSA after all.



Affirmation:
My wisdom has made me a sage among my peers.
My wisdom gives me the ability to perceive, believe and proceed.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Wordless Wednesday - Bodoy And High Finance Woman During Better Days

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More Facebook Status

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Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Bodoy Vents Out On His YM

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Caregiver Lady Gives Her Condolences.. to the family

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Caregiver Lady must have gotten the news first hand from a Vancouver source or just from her eldest brother Bodoy's shout-out on Yahoo! Messenger : "Our father passed away, time to congratulate yourselves!"

Within the hour, she posted the message above on her Facebook Wall.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Tatay Ruby Passed Away This 2:00 AM Vancouver Time

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Tatay Ruby passed away today at 2:00 AM Vancouver Time and 5:00 PM Philippine time.

It is a very very sad day for Bodoy, Uncle Hugo Boss and High Finance Woman. Up to his last breath, Mother Jones and Personal Injury Solicitor did not call nor make amends to appease his dying request.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Caregiver Lady Seems To Be Unaware That Tatay Robi Is Dying

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Saturday, August 6, 2011

Personal Injury Solicitor Leaves Voicemail To Auntie In Kankanaey

Just news today:
Personal Injury Solicitor left voice messages on Auntie Insurance's mobile phone content of which Auntie Insurance could not decipher because some were spoken in Kankanaey, the Igorot language. She was able to get bits of the message like 25,000 and 23,000 and "atiwel ka" or "batiwer ka"

She was advised to put her mobile phone on loud speaker settings and record the voice messages as evidence in the future. Apparently, Personal Injury Solicitor's threat thru Mother Jones has not gone unnoticed.

Tatay Robi Now In Palliative Care Vancouver General Hospital

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Tatay Ruby has now been transferred to palliative care after struggling with his illness for 3 days at the 11th floor of Vancouver General Hospital. Bodoy and Auntie Insurance thought he would expire within those 3 days because his breathing rate was so low and he could no longer speak.
Meanwhile, up to this day, Personal Injury Solicitor, Mother Jones, Caregiver Lady and Tokak have made no attempt at calling him. Who could be stopping them?

Palliative care is a specialized area of healthcare that focuses on relieving and preventing the suffering of patients. Unlike hospice care, palliative medicine is appropriate for patients in all disease stages, including those undergoing treatment for curable illnesses and those living with chronic diseases, as well as patients who are nearing the end of life. Palliative medicine utilizes a multidisciplinary approach to patient care, relying on input from physicians, pharmacists, nurses, chaplains, social workers, psychologists, and other allied health professionals in formulating a plan of care to relieve suffering in all areas of a patient's life. This multidisciplinary approach allows the palliative care team to address physical, emotional, spiritual, and social concerns that arise with advanced illness.
Medications and treatments are said to have a palliative effect if they relieve symptoms without having a curative effect on the underlying disease or cause. This can include treating nausea related to chemotherapy or something as simple as morphine to treat a broken leg or aching related to an influenza (flu) infection.
Source:Wikipedia

Friday, August 5, 2011

Searching For Directory of Insurance Companies In Canada

Up to this day no news yet from the other sons and daughters whom Tatay Ruby yearns to speak to before he passes away. It is a sad sad moment that they do not attempt to call nor text nor send feelers.

This grasshopper thinks that the rest of them who are on the versus Auntie team are working out their plans to sue Auntie Insurance and contest Tatay Ruby's last will and testament and similar documents. They must be searching endowment policy online with the given surnames. They must be searching cheap life insurance policy samples to give them ideas what to look out for. Or they must be checking the premium rates of cheap life insurance in Vancouver Canada.

A few hints would be Tatay Ruby's premium fee costs 80 Canadian dollars according to Auntie Insurance, and the cash value to that life insurance plan would amount to 25,000 Canadian dollars.

But if they were smart enough, they could have searched through online search websites
directory of Vancouver insurance companies and Vancouver life insurance agencies.

A few results would be below.. and the list goes on to search....

www.allwestinsurance.cz.cc -
203-1807 Burrard Street, Vancouver
- (604) 731-6696
Aviva Insurance -
1125 Howe St, Vancouver
- (604) 669-3212
www.cathaypacificgroup.com -
3373 Cambie St, Vancouver -
(604) 872-6682
clearyinsurance.ca
932 King Edward Avenue West, Vancouver
(604) 734-3224
www.reliance.bc.ca -
2800 East 1st Avenue #324, Vancouver -
(604) 255-4616
www.wawanesa.com -
1985 West Broadway, Vancouver -
(604) 739-5440

Thursday, August 4, 2011

High Finance Woman Texts Bodoy Call Tatay Ruby At The Hospital Asap

The content of High Finance Woman's text goes as follows: "Kuya c High Finance Woman 2 tawag kau ASAP tawag kau ngaun kay auntie kasi si Tatay bka di na kau marinig. Tumawag c Auntie sa akin. Tawag na kau ngaun na pls"
This same message she texted twice in a span of 2 minutes, meaning it is urgent.

When Bodoy called Tatay Ruby, it was a very tearful moment for him. Uncle Hugo Boss was listening in. What struck Bodoy as odd was that Tatay could no longer speak but the former heard a voice saying, "quick, say something, the time is near" which Bodoy regards as an Igorot saying/warning.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Personal Injury Solicitor's Schedule At His Post

Weekly Patrol Plan July 28- August 3, 2011

Monday, August 1, 2011

Tatay Robi's Medical Test Results

Early this morning August 2 Phil Time, Tinaw received a text message from LinkAuntie's mobile that Tatay's medical test results came out that he has in Stage IV Liver Cancer.

"Hi Bodoy nasa hospital ako ngayon nakausap ko yung doctor may cancer ang tatay ninyo stage 4 call now im in the hospital"

The news devastated Bodoy and family, so at that same minute they called them up via Skype Unlimited Call to Canada. Bodoy was able to record an almost inaudible message of Tatay crying and pleading to speak to his family, saying his time is near.


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