Auntie Insurance

Auntie Insurance
*because the D'Uzbourne siblings and Apolonia stepmother believe she married Tatay Ruby in 1989 as insurance.

*because despite the mortgage that were not settled, and despite Tatay Ruby being invisible from the later part of 1993 up to 1997 in family photos because he was allegedly with Apolonia stepmother, she insisted to petition him to Vancouver. She indeed needed that to claim her "landed" card.

After the Christmas money is all used up

When their Christmas money and best buy gift cards came, each of them positioned to their most hated roles of victim-perpetrator-trigger man. Scary.

Bodoy used it for his family's survival since he had no extra income as he is still in caregiver school. Oh, well, he used the the best buy gift card to buy a pair of shoes naman for his second son, since he really needed it.

As for Pitt, we don't know what she did with it really. But it was heard she would use best buy gift card for complete clothes and gadgets for Son.

For Tokak, he is still nowhere to be found. Budoy and Tinaw tried to locate him. *Called all his possible mobile numbers on their phonebook. *Called his brother-in-law's workplace, but all efforts were fruitless. Meanwhile, the issue is still open whether they would give his share of the best buy gift cards to his long-forgotten daughters - Jess and Gaby. Bodoy and Pitt are okay by that, but of course Caregiver Ladyhas the final say on the matter. It is in fact her money that purchased the Christmas gift cards.

Days went by and still no clue where he is. So taking the bull by the horns, they called up their Tatay Ruby to confirm Tokak's new mobile number. Alas, still no clue. But Tatay Ruby was quite angry in telling the news that Tokak visited his wife Auntie Insurance's residence in the province and is asking for help. He brought his 2 young daughters along to seek for a house to rent. He called up his father for help but the later told him to sort out his life and if he did wrong he must take the consequences of his actions. "Surrender yourself and go to jail to serve your sentence!" Since the poor old man's COPD was evident as Bodoy spoke to him over the phone, they just discussed other things. Ah, yes, they also talked about Tokak's victorious scheme of playing "OFW recruiter" to his cousin Gem. He took 3000 pesos as "initial payment" then run away with the money- possibly with bottles of gin.

So much for this, hang on readers... the story of this not-so-fictitious family is getting to be exciting!

Bodoy's Student Debt Consolidation

How about the day Penguin (Caregiver Lady's tubby hubby) declared that Bodoy is just wasting money/ tuition that Caregiver Lady sends? Duh, are you okay? Caregiver Lady stopped sending tuition and allowance since the buy-tricycle-issue was botched in July - September. Bodoy opted to apply for student loan yet ended up applying for students debt consolidation loans at their municipality.

When was the last time? They can hardly remember when, but they know very well what happened. They felt the hardship very much that they still grumble about. You can't expect anyone to get over it, can you? It's because they were the ones taking the toll and the kids. Because of Caregiver Lady and Toklang's GRAND PLAN that is not well thought out. Toklang still claims up to this day she was never part of the plan, name just mentioned.

Ah, the last time Bodoy heard from her - before Penguin called Bodoy's school's administrator - was ages ago. No communication after Caregiver Lady cried on the phone about paranoic Penguin knowing about the tricycle that they were supposed to purchase.

Best Buy Gift Card From Sisters Again

This is just another reminder for the umpteenth time what kind of loonies Toklang and Caregiver Lady are. They say one thing and within 24 hours they change their minds and decide to do another.

And the worst of this is Caregiver Lady says whenever she calls, "This is a secret, do not tell anyone"... but later she'd be asking the others if YOU've been TELLING something about her... oh, arrgh, what is happening then? Are they playing cat and mouse with us here in the PI? What sloppy clowns they are! No wonder they are always in such a mess.

And your storyteller the butterfly, gets caught up in their occasional drama. Actually so sick of it now. What he hates most is they make them (lowly servants) wait on them at their beck and call. Are they not humanoids too? He means not including him (he's not part of the family) but them - Bodoy, Personal Injury Solicitor and Pitt. The irony of it all, these 3 people have handled hundreds of thousands of pesos before and they are dead to money - meaning, they know what money is for and how it can help someone in a needy situation. But these.... these measly Canadian dollars converted to pesos that they throw to their brothers and sisters, are plain and simple just a thimble. oh, that rhymes!

Okay, since this butterfly is just seething about it all. He'll just post a few or a lot of pictures for Toklang and Caregiver Lady....


For Toklang who is a certified scrooge...


Myspace Funny Picture Graphics




For Caregiver... this is what you're doing... cat and .. er, bird game. So watch out.
Myspace Funny Picture Graphics

So here's what's happening to your token of appreciation..... but noblesse oblige.... we thank you!



Graphics for Funny Picture Comments

Receipts For Caregiver Nursing School

24/11/08
Subject: Fw: WALAY IBABAGA NEN ASAWAM
Date: Monday, 24 November, 2008, 3:58 PM


ABAYAG LA YAN SULAT KO ED SIKA YA KIKIMKIMEN KO
KOMON NATALOSAN MO

Caregiver Lady,

akin antoy ginawa yo. Sika so angi gangan ed si Penguin ya onya'y gaween to, imbakim sikato?

kasi onyaay, aki-coordinate si Penguin ed caregiver school nenkaroman ko labat naantaan ta impatawag to ak nen doctor ta nantamian toy mam alma ta kasi wala ray problema ed office student loan consolidation so aplayan ko aliwan si Penguin so dapat ya asikasuen to labat. kasi antam last ya nantontong ta nen panaon ni ya hapon, last ya nampawit ka na checks nen panaon ni ya hapon

Si Doc, nababaingan ak, ta pigara lan nursing home nursing exam tan nursing home nursing seminar so dinmalan et
pinan-exam to ak tan pinan-seminar to ak labat kasi nanenengneng da ya manseseet
ak ya undadago aliwan singa saray kaklasek et aka student loan consolidation ak met.

Anyway, agko anta no pigara so impawit mo ed si Penguin

basta say imbaga da ed siak manpa-vaccine ak la (say bili na vaccine 1500) sabay imbaga da ya, "Bakit, Bodoy

, nagkulang ba ang school sa iyo?" syempre say imbagak, "hindi po kasi may student loan consolidation na favor mula sa inyo " anta manaya nagkaproblema
ta si asawam ibabaga to kono ya agak inmattend na nursing home nursing seminar ed burns ya way kuanto ed si Mam Alma kono.
"siningil mo ako ng 450 hindi pala umattend si Bodoy sa burns" Atay ibabaga nen mister mo agmet nayari
akin Caregiver Lady si Mister mo la manay so manpapaaral ed siak aliwan sika? Panontoy student loan consolidation ko ya na-approve ey?
Agyo ak igagawaan ya problemak ed school ikeraan yo ak na kababaingan kod sarilik
met. Paaaralen yo ak kuanyo pero agko nanenengneng iman ya parte. Misa-salamat ak la pero ma-mind torturen yo ak balet.
akanengnengan yo itay undadago ak ya agko anta no antoy nagawa.
Undadago ak ya twa agyo ak balet nakakatongtong. Agko anta so saman tan saya.
for your information, nen SEPTEMBER 13 tinmuloy ak ya nanseminar ed DWAD ta siak labat so agni angala. Late ak na sinmabi diman ta mandu-dwaray kanonotan ko
ta alanganin ak no walay ibayar ko o andi. Mangili-leave ak na message ed sika diad conference calling companies ag ka balet uneebat.
Pero tinmuloy ak nen syempre. Kailangan yo'y katibayan ya amin - antak itan, Amin ya certification ko pangaranan ko na Penguin ed letsag na ngaran ko insan ko iter ed si asawam tapian walay
nursing home nursing certification to met. Pian aga napirdi kwartam.
Saron amin ginawak la, nan-anos ak ya maong. Agak mamangan ed kaagwuan undadago ak pian anggapo
labat so ibaga yo ed siak. Inlatag kon amin ya katibayan ko ed sikayo. Pati phone number na school inter ko ed sika ta agko gabay ya nonoten mo ya walay iyaamot ko ed sikayo.
Tapian anggapo'y dudam ta agawa la na amin ya agagi ta ed sika ya kuanmo. Agay lay irap ko ya inalageyan so reputasyon kod school mi na walay student load consolidation. Inintriga da ak la nensaman ed impandalaw nen Bokal tapos nen tinmawag ka la lamet
pero anggapoy narengel yo'd siak. Inako'k lan amin iman, akisalamat ak ni. Pero agko akalain ya pati si Penguin et mangawa ya onya ta antam met la ya aliwan limpiyo
so kanonotan to. (Amin ya imbagam ed siak ya problemam ed pamilya nen asawam tan sikato nen wadya ka tan nen wadtan ka la et intepe-tepel mi so sarilli mi dia) Tinepetan ta ka no antoy gabay mon gaween mi ed sikato et anggapo kuan mo.
In respeto ta ka ed sayan desisyon mo.
Respeton daiset so pantotongtongan ta dia ay. Bilang too aliwan agi o kuya o atse. Irerespetok so sacripisyom sika so manpapa-aral ed siak komon no osto so suportam. Aliwan mainumay so bilay ditan lanang mon ibabaga, tan antak so irap mo. bilang respetok ed sacripisyom, gagaween kon amin
ya gabay mo. Linmipat ak ni malapud IRONROD caregiver school paunla dia ed St. Thomas ya 8-5 so dago pian anggapoy nibagam. Pero agmo amo ninonot no pangalaan koy pambilay kod pamilyak. Tan say sakey ni agtaka kukupitan ya singa pakanengneng mo. Ami-amin ya gastos ko nantungtungan ta la. Klaro la diba?
Apaliberan ka met la na manloloko kasi. Agtaka sasaolen ta no ginawak itan sinaol ko met lay sarilik.
Pero bilang kuyam, anginan mo ed siak, anta amin diad opisina na school anta da ya agi mi ka ya bulirek. Antoy pakanengneng mod siak sirin, kulaan toy daiset ya respeto?
Pati si Grace manaya insangkot mo ni ya man-espiya ed siak. Insan ta ni
man-eelekan ya anggapoy anta to anta manaya siak so eelekan yo. Ta kasi kuanko inalageyan koy salita yo ed siak
ta manay sikayo lanlamang so mangaway katapisan yo. Agko anta siak manayay eelekan yo. Agko anta ya tua manaya ya masyadon kan malastog yan kuan na agagi tayo.
ya gaba-gabay mo ya pangalawan so bilay mi dia ya wadyad Pilipinas. Nanpaparaan yo la ditan.
Kuya mo ak, daiset labat ya respetok kekerewen ko. Agto ak dederalen
nen Penguin.
No aratay kailangan yo certification tan receipt bank checks iter ko. Say nursing home nursing seminar
balet panonto ak ya man-iter ta anggapoy resibo to ya no agta ticket
ya claim stub para caregiver school modules tan certifcation. Di ba antam la ya ontay
system. Aman so naiter ko ed sikayo ta anggapo'y resibo to dia ed
school itan. Baka mas lalo la iran nasyudutan ed siak ta pa-importante ak ni.
Komon aliwan onya so nagawa. Pati si atse problema ni ya ibagam ed siak, anggapo met lay kinalaman to ed saya ta anggano kapigan agko alikas so suporta to. Anggapoy impangako to ed siak
Aramay anak ko pinagakuan to- in-muna si Alandong tapos si Charlie met ed saya. Anggapo la tae lay pakanengneng na anak ko ed sikato ta matila.
Dakel ni problema to amo ta agto la nabawin talaga ya ilipat may
dalin to ed ngaran to. Agko aasahan so tulong to, dakel ni mas importante ed sikato nensay sikatayo. Pero diad siak, anggapo met so impangako to katon okay labat la.

Honda 155 TMX Motorcycle

August 26 2008

Caregiver Lady si kuya mo Bodoy ito, naka attach dito sa sulat ko yung picture ng motor.ito yun. HONDA 155 TMX motor insurance , yung unang kausap namin ni allan ay nabinta na kasi nag mamadali yung may ari yun yung YAMAHA STX motor insurance din kaya di ko na pinadala yung picture nun. Itong HONDA motor insurance kinausap kung mabuti yung may ari na kukunin namin ni allan sa sept.1st kasi yun ang sinabi ni allan,yun ata ang usapan nyo na pagpapadala mo thru suntrust online banking. ang maganda sa motor na ito ay di ito pinapasada ng may ari, service lang nila kaya"agga apairap"... 45,000 ang last price ng motor with motor insurance.kondsiyon yung motor spare parts, yung sa sidecar kunting pintora lang..na test drive ko na rin,, malakas humatak,, talagang hindi siya napahirap.. huwag kang mag alala iingatan ko ito,, (lahat naman ng ibinigay mo sa amin ng mga anak ko ay iniingatan namin,) at maraming maraming salamat sa lahat lahat.. ...salamat uli... hangang dito nalang muna ang sulat kung ito..salamat uli,,god bless

Receipts And Checks From Online Money Remittance

Aug 2 2008 Letter Kay Caregiver lady


Saturday ngayon dito nanggaling na ako ng urdaneta. nakuha ko na yung pinadala mo checks suntrust online banking . di ko nakausap si P iniwan nya dun sa babae dun sa office, di ko alam kung secretary yun kasi iba na naman ngayon. yung receipt checks na ibibigay ko sana sa kanya di ko iniwan sa babae. Ang balak ko sana ay ipakita at ipaverify kay P yung recibo sa suntrust online banking kaso wala siya. Di ko kasi pwedeng iwanan yung receipt checks kasi claim ko yun sa caregiver school para sa kung ano na kailangan. pero ipa-scan ko sa bayan padala ko sa yo bukas o sa lunes na. pati ID ko rin. isabay ko na rin pati yung resibo checks sa pagbayad ko ngayon sa caregiver school. May mga iba pa ako resibo checks na ipa scan tulad ng tela ng uniform at ng pagpagawa ko noon. at yung bago din ngayon.

Pag mag make money online ka bukas mag leave ka lang ng message para makausap kita, nandito ako ng tanghali bukas linggo dito.

Ingat ka na lang palagi. ok lang ang magsipag pero tingnan mo ang kalusugan mo para di ka magkasakit. Salamat muli.

Kuya Bodoy